Alexei Panshin's The Abyss of Wonder

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Atomic Fission Blues

 
 
You say you're goin' fission all-a the time
I'm a-goin' fission, too
Ya bet your life your lovin' wife
Can split more atoms than you
A rock will break if you hit it good
This is something that is understood
Any nut'll crack if you give it a whack
I'm a-goin' fission
Yeah, I'm goin' fission
And my baby's goin' fission, too

Went up to work about five o'clock
Dropped a particle into the slot
Shoot it from a gun
Gonna give it a whirl
If it splits itself you can be my girl

'Cause you say you're goin' fission all-a the time
I'm a-goin' fission, too
Bet your life your lovin' wife
Can split more atoms than you
A melon will split if you hit it hard
I've got a woman in the rich folks' yard
Any nut'll crack if you give it a whack
I'm a-goin' fission
Yeah, I'm goin' fission
And my baby's goin' fission, too

Sittin' on top of a cyclotron
Watch the electrons zippin' around
With a government grant
A bigger machine
Will spark a quark if this one can't

   And the cyclotron goes:
Bleep bleep   bleep bleep bleep
Bleep bleep   bleep bleep 
Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

Well, it's up quark, down quark
   Bring along a demijohn
Strange quark, charmed quark
   Bring along a demijohn
Bottom quark, top quark
   Ride aboard a tachyon
Fare-thee-well, pretty girl
   See you in the mornin', yes sir

You say you're goin' fission all-a the time
And I'm a-goin' fission, too
Ya bet your life your lovin' wife
Can split more atoms than you
Anything will smash if you hit it right
You gotta bash it with all-a your might
Any nut'll crack if you give it a whack
I'm a-goin' fission
Yeah, I'm goin' fission
And my baby's goin' fission, too
 
 

Traditional music 
New lyrics by Josh Wachtel and Alexei Panshin

 
 
 
Alexei Panshin says:  "Josh was singing 'Fishin' Blues' -- 'You say you're goin' fishin' all-a the time.'   A waitress was listening, and I asked her what she thought of it.  She said it was pretty good, but just like everybody else's version.  I said, 'In that case, listen to the song the next time he does it.  It'll be different.'  And, by the next week, this was what Josh was singing."

 

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